Quirks of Life starting with M is Monday Morning and this post has arrived by mail with no return address. So please, please provide comments in the comment section as that will be monitored by today's esteemed guest.
Hello All,
It all started with a big fat cat in a newspaper cursing me.
He never went to work or worked but he ensured, all those people who went to
work on Monday felt miserable about it. But from the day, he started cursing
me, everybody else started it. On the other hand, all the glory has gone to
Friday morning. People go to work in casuals all gay. Even if the work that
they have to do on Monday or Friday is the same, people look at it more favorably.
What irks me the most is that people leave a sigh of relief
when Monday gets over. That is downright insulting. For the rest of the days, it is still better.
They get the occasional crib. However, for me, the crib is eternal.
Some kind souls have tried to make me happier for people.
They would run "Thanks God, it’s Monday" articles. But these articles
will be more on the lines of motivational quotes, productivity tips or
knowledge series. It is like consoling people about a friend's death by telling
him, how good that person was. It never makes a difference. Nevertheless, I am
grateful to them for doing their bit to make me a bit more cheerful to people.
With the advent of social network, the cribbing has only
amplified. There are dedicated posts cursing me. Moreover, such posts will be
liked and shared too. Imagine being ridiculed, insulted and bemoaned about week
after week. People also fall ill just because of me. I was never conscious of
my power. However, I am not a sadist. I want people to be happy just like they
are on Friday mornings.
I could only come up with a sad rant here. However, people
should understand my plight and at least empathize with me by not defaming me
in public.
Yours Truly,
Monday Morning!!
not only the CAT but this Junglee billiiii too dearest monday :P :P and you can def *** in hell you stupid nonsensical monday!! :P :P :P
ReplyDeletebas karo abhi...itna koi insaan ko kiya hota to ab tak suicide kardiya hota :P
DeleteMondays aren't all that bad. Especially if one doesn't have to work on Monday. Then it's an excellent day.
ReplyDeleteLee
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not everyone is so lucky!
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I so agree with Monday.. these FB posts and tweets have increased this cribbing for Monday. According to me those who crib going to work on a Monday do not love their work and are doing it just for the heck of it! I love Mondays... I take it as a beginning of a new week, new opportunities and most importantly, a return to the routine!
ReplyDeleteIt is a very positive approach to take and you can also get a head-start to the week ahead! Personally, I oscillate between the two without any rationale. Sometimes I crib and sometimes I come in earlier than anybody else in office and work!
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